If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer
Category: Funny
There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test
There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test
The best things about the good old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old
The best things about the good old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old RELATED: Whoever is happy will make others happy too Energy and persistence conquer all things
Don’t come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show how much you care about me now, when I’m alive.
Don’t come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show how much you care about me now, when I’m alive. RELATED: Life is a long lesson in humility Done is better than perfect
I don’t need someone who sees good in me, I need someone who sees crazy and still want me
I don’t need someone who sees good in me, I need someone who sees crazy and still want me RELATED: Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail