Just because I don’t start the conversion doesn’t mean that I don’t want to talk to you REALATED: The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby Don’t be a girl who needs a man, be a girl a man need
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The older I get, the meaner I get. I’m pretty sure it wont be long before I start biting people
The older I get, the meaner I get. I’m pretty sure it wont be long before I start biting people RELATED: As you get older three things happen, The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two I am creating the life of my dreams
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies
I don’t even believe in myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
I don’t even believe in myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes RELATED: Not really brag but I don’t event need alcohol to make really bad decision Be carefree, not careless
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names