Good food = Good mood RELATED: Love is a friendship set to music You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them
Tag: funny quotes about food
I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy
I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy RELATED: I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience, This is the ideal life
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” RELATED: Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies The planet is fine. The people are fucked
I don’t believe in astrology. I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical
“I don’t believe in astrology I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” RELATED: You will succeed because most people are lazy Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple: Don’t cook, ever
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple: Don’t cook, ever RELATED: The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming Eat to fuel your body not to feed your emotions