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Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.” RELATED: Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number
“The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.” RELATED: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” RELATED: Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies The planet is fine. The people are fucked
That’s enough todaying for today
That’s enough todaying for today RELATED: I can resist everything except temptation Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing