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You never know who’s swimming naked until the tide go out
You never know who’s swimming naked until the tide go out RELATED: The harder I work, the luckier I get Diligence is the mother of good luck
Every weekends I do what I love the most, absolutely nothing.
Every weekends I do what I love the most, absolutely nothing. RELATED: You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from Diligence is the mother of good luck
It’s Saturday. Should I sit down and do nothing or lay down and do nothing?
It’s Saturday. Should I sit down and do nothing or lay down and do nothing? RELATED: It’s never too late, never too late to start over, never too late to be happy Clothes make the man, Naked people have little or no influence in society
Ice cream makes you happy
Ice cream makes you happy RELATED: Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours Yesterday was heavy. Put it down