“When someone I hate asks me why i’m so quiet around them. Well you can’t plan a murder out loud.” -Unknow RELATED: That awkward moment when you’re wearing nike’s and you can’t do it. I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
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Me: *Breathes* Mom: I don’t like your attitude Me: What attitude? Mom: DON’T TALK BACK TO ME!
“Me: *Breathes* Mom: I don’t like your attitude Me: What attitude? Mom: DON’T TALK BACK TO ME!” RELATED: That awkward moment when you’re wearing nike’s and you can’t do it. I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it
If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it
That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
“That awkward moment when you’re wearing nike’s and you can’t do it.” RELATED: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friend fall, we laugh. When you really to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
“I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.” RELATED: I wish everything was as easy as getting fat When you try to tell your parents a joke and they turn it into a life lecture