“Don’t be so hard on yourself. The Mom in E.T had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t notice.”
Tag: Funny quotes
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes… WTF
“After Tuesday, even the calendar goes… W.T.F”
If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.