If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised
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Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it
I’m in charge until something goes wrong
I’m in charge until something goes wrong RELATED: Friendship isn’t a big thing, it’s a million little things. Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves, they don’t really have time to worry about you
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves, they don’t really have time to worry about you RELATED: You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself
I’m not insane, My mother had me tested
I’m not insane, My mother had me tested I’m not insane, My mother had me tested