The only reason i’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality
Category: Funny
If You Wanna Impress Me With Your Car, It Better Be A Food Truck
“If you wanna impress me with your car
It better be a food truck.”
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Don’t be so hard on yourself. The Mom in E.T had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t notice.
“Don’t be so hard on yourself. The Mom in E.T had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t notice.”
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes… WTF
“After Tuesday, even the calendar goes… W.T.F”