“I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar”
Category: Life Quotes
When you try to tell your parents a joke and they turn it into a life lecture
“When you try to tell your parents a joke And they turn it into a life lecture.” RELATED: Please be patient! Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.” RELATED: Please be patient! Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap
Dying to know, afraid to find out
Dying to know Afraid to find out Dying to know Afraid to find out
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise
Even the darkest night will end And the sun will rise