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I don’t care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk
“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.”
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The only reason i’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality
The only reason i’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality
If You Wanna Impress Me With Your Car, It Better Be A Food Truck
“If you wanna impress me with your car
It better be a food truck.”
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