I just roll my eyes so hard I saw my brain RELATED: The Only Joy In The World Is To Begin Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit
Tag: daily status
I wonder what my dog named me
I wonder what my dog named me RELATED: Bad vibes don’t go with my outfit Do One Thing Every Day That Scares You
/Awkward/: (adj). The moment when you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly stop talking
/Awkward/(adj). The moment when you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly stop talking RELATED: I don’t even know what’s wrong with me anymore You tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is ‘never try’
Diet rule #1: If no body sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories
Diet rule #1: If no body sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories RELATED: I hate when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner then I remember I’m the mom Keep taking time for yourself until you’re you again
The more you love yourself, the less nonsense you’ll tolerate
The more you love yourself, the less nonsense you’ll tolerate RELATED: If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you Change is hard at first, messy in the middle and gorgeous at the end