If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again
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Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
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Go find someone else to feed your ego. I’m busy
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Sometime I drink water to surprise my liver
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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number
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