“That awkward moment when you’re wearing nike’s and you can’t do it.” RELATED: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friend fall, we laugh. When you really to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”
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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
“I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.” RELATED: I wish everything was as easy as getting fat When you try to tell your parents a joke and they turn it into a life lecture
Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh
“Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh”
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.
“Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.”
When you really to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”
When you really to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”. RELATED: When you try to tell your parents a joke and they turn it into a life lecture I wish everything was as easy as getting fat