“Me, weird?Bitch, I’m limited edition.” RELATED: Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty
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If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me
If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny
“Treat me like a joke, And I’ll leave you like it’s funny.” RELATED: Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty I was quiet. But I was not blind
Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty
“Why be moody when you can shake your booty.” RELATED: I was quiet. But I was not blind. Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.
I was quiet. But I was not blind
“I was quiet. But I was not blind.” -Jane Austen RELATED: Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower Sure, dogs can be loyal, but us cats won’t tell the cops where you keep the drugs