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Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower

“Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.” RELATED: Sure, dogs can be loyal, but us cats won’t tell the cops where you keep the drugs If a man says you’re ugly. He’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly. She’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re […]

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Sure, dogs can be loyal, but us cats won’t tell the cops where you keep the drugs

“Sure, dogs can be loyal, but us cats won’t tell the cops where you keep the drugs.” RELATED: If a man says you’re ugly. He’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly. She’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly. You’re ugly When someone I hate asks me why i’m so quiet around […]

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If a man says you’re ugly. He’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly. She’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly. You’re ugly

“If a man says you’re ugly. He’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly. She’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly. You’re ugly.” RELATED: When someone I hate asks me why i’m so quiet around them. Well you can’t plan a murder out loud. That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and […]

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When someone I hate asks me why i’m so quiet around them. Well you can’t plan a murder out loud.

“When someone I hate asks me why i’m so quiet around them. Well you can’t plan a murder out loud.” -Unknow RELATED: That awkward moment when you’re wearing nike’s and you can’t do it. I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.