“That awkward moment when you’re wearing nike’s and you can’t do it.” RELATED: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friend fall, we laugh. When you really to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”
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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
“I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.” RELATED: I wish everything was as easy as getting fat When you try to tell your parents a joke and they turn it into a life lecture
Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh
“Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh”
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friend fall, we laugh
“Our phones fall, we panic. Our friend fall, we laugh.” RELATED: If You Stay Positive In A Negative Situation, You Win Our Beer Is As Cold As Your Ex’s Heart
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.” RELATED: Please be patient! Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap