The only reason i’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality
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If You Wanna Impress Me With Your Car, It Better Be A Food Truck
“If you wanna impress me with your car
It better be a food truck.”
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If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.