I wish people came with a 30 seconds trailer. So I can see what I’m getting myself into”
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
“Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.”
Intoxicated people, children and leggings always tell the truth
“Intoxicated people, children and leggings always tell the truth” Related: “If you stay positive in a negative situation, you win” I” never make the same mistake twice….”
I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once”
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once”
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.”