If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it
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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
“Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.” – Mark Twain –
Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh
“Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh”
I’m on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now in therapy.
“I’m on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now in therapy.”
I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar
“I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar”