“Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles”
Tag: humor status
I’m on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now in therapy.
“I’m on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now in therapy.”
I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar
“I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar”
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea
“Laughter is the best medicine.Unless you have diarrhea.”
I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on
“I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on”