Brain: I can see you’re trying to sleep. Can I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?
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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once”
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once”
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.”
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
“Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.” – Mark Twain –
Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh
“Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh”