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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it
I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it RELATED: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Great leaders create more leaders, not followers
Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.” RELATED: Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number
Go find someone else to feed your ego. I’m busy
Go find someone else to feed your ego. I’m busy RELATED: Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates The greatest pleasure of life is love
I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy
I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy RELATED: I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience, This is the ideal life