They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. <Ashleigh Brilliant> RELATED: Don’t Wish For It, Work For It I do a thing calles what I want
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
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Life becomes beautiful when you learn to be as good to yourself as you are to others
Life becomes beautiful when you learn to be as good to yourself as you are to others