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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look
If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape
If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape
Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming
Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming
If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me
If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me