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I was quiet. But I was not blind
“I was quiet. But I was not blind.” -Jane Austen RELATED: Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower Sure, dogs can be loyal, but us cats won’t tell the cops where you keep the drugs
Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower
“Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.” RELATED: Sure, dogs can be loyal, but us cats won’t tell the cops where you keep the drugs If a man says you’re ugly. He’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly. She’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re […]
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When someone I hate asks me why i’m so quiet around them. Well you can’t plan a murder out loud.
“When someone I hate asks me why i’m so quiet around them. Well you can’t plan a murder out loud.” -Unknow RELATED: That awkward moment when you’re wearing nike’s and you can’t do it. I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
“I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.” RELATED: I wish everything was as easy as getting fat When you try to tell your parents a joke and they turn it into a life lecture