“Person: Ew you’re so ugly. Me: Oh good! I was trying to look like you today.” RELATED: When you really to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito” That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
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Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there
“Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.” RELATED: Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower I was quiet. But I was not blind
At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.
“At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.” RELATED: I was quiet. But I was not blind Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower
Me, Weird? Bitch, I’m Limited Edition
“Me, weird?Bitch, I’m limited edition.” RELATED: Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny
“Treat me like a joke, And I’ll leave you like it’s funny.” RELATED: Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty I was quiet. But I was not blind