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If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer
“If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer”
I’m not buying a 2021 planner until I see a trailer
“I’m not buying a 2021 planner until I see a trailer”
When I get mad at someone, I’m silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.
“When I get mad at someone, I’m silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.”
Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants.
“Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants.”