Love is like a fart. If you have to force it. It’s probably shit. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it. It’s probably shit.
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If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape
If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape
Be A Pineapple, Stand Tall, Wear A Crown And Be Sweet Inside
“Be a pineapple, stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet inside.” RELATED: See the light in others, and treat them as if that is all you see Whatever Makes Your Soul Happy, Do That.
Whatever Makes Your Soul Happy, Do That.
“Whatever makes your soul happy, Do that.” RELATED: Train Your Mind To See The Good In Everything It will be OK
I Can’t Adult Today
“I can’t adult today.” RELATED: I was quiet. But I was not blind Sure, dogs can be loyal, but us cats won’t tell the cops where you keep the drugs